Sea of Thieves allows players to name their ship, albeit with certain restrictions. The best ship names stay with you long after encountering them; a great way to do that is to make it funny. Typically, these are ship puns because they stick to your head when you read them.
Luckily, we’ve gathered some of the funniest ship names you can use while sailing the high seas in Sea of Thieves.
How to name and rename your ship in Sea of Thieves
To name a ship, you must own and captain a ship. Upon purchasing it, you will be prompted to name it. Choose wisely and hit submit.
If you mess up and want to rename your ship, you can. Go to the Pirate Emporium in the main menu and select the captaincy tab. Buy the Ship renaming deed. It will cost 499 ancient coins or USD 5.49. Once you launch a game, you can look through your ships and select the one you want to rename using the deed.
Sea of Thieves ship name restrictions
- The name cannot exceed 20 characters
- Cannot end in a space
- Cannot contain numbers
- Cannot contain certain characters
Although these rules are pretty strict, they lead to more creativity than just using someone else’s ship name and adding “2,” for example.
If you are found to be breaking the Sea of Thieves Community Code of Conduct or Xbox Code of Conduct, you can be held liable with actions like being unable to rename a ship, in-game suspensions, and even permanent bans.
List of funny ship names for Sea of Thieves
- A Little Nauti
- Aquaholic
- Batship Insane
- BoatyMcboatFace
- Bow Movement
- Breaking wind
- Brig and Tall
- Briggie Smalls
- Buoys in the Hood
- Butterbean
- B.Y.O.B (Bring your own boat)
- Campbell’s Sloop
- Chum and Get It
- Dirty Little Oars
- Dixie Normous
- Dripping Wet
- Fishsizzle
- Floating Seamen
- Fraid Knot
- Glory Haul
- Hot Ruddered Bum
- Howmanycharacterscan
- Latitude Adjuster
- Maid of Plywood
- Moby Debt
- Moor Often Than Knot
- Nauti-By-Nature
- Nothing to Sea Here
- Piece of Ship
- Pier Pressure
- Pirate-Hookers
- Portside Up
- Reel Booty
- Rusty Rumrunner
- SailOnTheHaters
- Sail Hydra
- Sail My Name
- Sea-Duce Me
- Seas The Day
- She Got the House
- Ship
- Ships N Giggles
- Sloop Doggy Dog
- Sweet Candy
- The Bleeding Mary
- The Cod Father
- The Howling Void
- The Leaky Barrel
- The Obvious
- The Pervy Scurvy
- The Salty Swallow
- Tip Sea
- Tom’s Cruise
- Unsinkable II
- Usain Boat
- Weinie Hut Jr
- Yeah Buoy
- 404 Ship Not Found
So, there you have it. Beyond some of the best cosmetics, clever names are among the best ways to make your ship pop or stand out. Let’s face it: if your ship sinks because of someone whose vessel’s named after a pun, you’ll never forget it. Oh, and the Black Pearl ship is taken. Sorry!
