As has become custom by now, Valve released a fun interactive game within Steam to go along with the platform’s major summer sale this year. Alongside finding ridiculously deep discounts on games, players can complete a quest line that involves solving riddles and finding fake games along the way for laughs.
After beginning the quest, a mysterious character known as Clorthax will give players hints and clues as to the fake games he’s planted across Steam. Players must solve the riddle to find out the name of the game in question and find it on the store.
Unfortunately, however, due to server issues and a huge amount of traffic on Steam right now, players are having trouble getting past the first clue. We’ll update this article when the clues and their respective games are available again.
Clue one
Riddle: You’ll find riches in rhythm, and fame in six strings / But beware the tax burden axe mastery brings
Game: Guitar Billionaire
Clue two
Riddle: You’ve settled a city and put down your roots / But now can you settle small legal disputes?
Game: Custard Castle Small Claims Court
Clue three
Riddle: Sport is the angle / The bait the allure / Success the disease / And you are the cure
Game: Bass Ain’t Bitin’ 2022
Clue four
Riddle: Maybe you managed to shut down your rivals / Your lucrative theme park’s still dead on arrival
Game: Dead Seagull Zoo Magnate
Clue five
Riddle: A know-it-all’s monstrous need to correct you / Will give you and your friends a lot to object to
Game: Actually…Frankenstein’s Monster Edition
Clue six
Riddle: No actions to take or choices to make / This passive adventure prefers that you wait
Game: It’s Probably Fine
Clue seven
Riddle: Your role in this realm / Is to guide your king true / To sit on his throne / Or mayhap on two
Game: Help The King Get To The Toilet
Clue eight
Riddle: The horror the horror, pretentious explorers / This one’s the father of all arty snorers
Game: The Consecration Of Esthme
Clue nine
Riddle: This virtual river has a full boat conveyed / Two princes that paddle with three little spades
Game: Pro Poker Amateur
Clue 10
Riddle: If your strategy is to keep me close, I’ll make you think. If your strategy is to let me go, I’ll make a stink.
Game: Hold In Your Farts