CLG: The Night’s Watch
These guys are too busy defending the realm from the Others (scrimming Koreans) to have any effect on the workings of the realm (win a single playoff game) Has a rich history of roster swaps
Monte Cristo: Lord Commander Mormont
It’s well known that Commander Mormont does nothing for the Night’s Watch. Nobody can honestly deny it.
Thoorin: Alliser Thorne
Follows Monte around being rude to people. Specializes in constructive criticism.
Seraph: Janos Slynt
A new guy who comes in and asks to carry (lead the Night’s Watch) even though he isn’t very good at it
Dexter: Yoren
Has good intentions but gets killed before he can really do anything.
Link: Sam Tarly
Always turns craven during the playoffs.
Doublelift: Jon Snow
Jon Snow joins the Night’s Watch since he doesn’t have a place in Winterfell. Doublelift joined the analyst desk since he doesn’t have a place at Worlds
Aphromoo: Ghost
It seems like Jon is telling Ghost what to do but we all know who the real carry is.
Kelby: Maester Aemon
I can’t be the only person who doesn’t know how old Kelby is.
