Which LoL champion says, ‘You can’t milk those’?

Sometimes even League champs need to make jokes.

LoL champs prepare to do battle.
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This week, our LoLdle quotes have focused on League of Legends champions who are either hungry or enjoy busting a move. Today’s LoLdle quote doesn’t fit either of these themes, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less tricky to solve.

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For those who aren’t a support main, you may have found yourself on struggle street which is why you might be here. So, if you want the answer to the July 31 LoLdle, I’ve included it below.

Who says, “You can’t milk those” in LoL?

The LoLdle quote on July 31 is, “You can’t milk those.” The League champion who says this line is Alistar.

Alistar Loldle quote answer July 31
“Stampede!” Screenshot by Dot Esports via LoLdle.

After yesterday’s nice little one-shot with the Rakan quote, I had high hopes for myself going into today’s LoLdle quote, and thankfully, I got it fairly quickly. At first, I thought of Miss Fortune and her cowgirl skin but quickly dismissed that idea and settled on Alistar because he’s a bull, the closest League champion to a cow—and you certainly can’t milk him. What I love about Alistar is that he actually says this voice line as a joke, which makes it that much better.

Although Alistar offers a lot of engage potential and tankiness, he just doesn’t cut it in the current support meta where other tanks, such as Leona, Nautilus, and Thresh, seem to be thriving and are picked much more often according to the League stat website U.GG. If you love a good joke and headbutting things, Alistar is still a great pick, especially if you like udderly terrible jokes.

Now that we’ve had quotes from multiple supports, a mid-lane champion, and a top-lane champion over the past few days, hopefully, we’ll see LoLdle pick some tough jungle or AD carry quotes for us tomorrow—I want a challenge!

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Hayley Andrews
Hayley Andrews is a staff writer for Dot Esports with a dual degree in business and human resource management. After discovering her passion for creative writing and gaming, she now writes about MOBAs, MMOs, and cozy games.